evilflapjack

Interesting anecdote:

I was in the car with my friend Katy and we were on our way to the liquor store to pick up some booze. I only had ten bucks and I ask her, "Do you have any cash?" And then she says, "No, I mean, it's weird that I don't. I should though."

And I say, "What the fuck are you talking about? Did you lose it or something?"

She says, "No, I've never had any. Do you?"

I say, "I only have ten bucks."

She says, "Oh, is that a good one?"

me--"What the fuck are you talking about?"

her--"Ten Bucks"

me--"I know. Wait, what the fuck is going on here? What are you talking about?"

her-"Johnny Cash."

Then I fall apart laughing. She looks very confused.

"No, I mean MONEY."

her; "Ohhhhh!"