Ahaha!!!
I have ACCESS!!! And a new and very cool place to stay in that Portland town.
Oh yeah... and I fucked up my car pretty bad... slid around a corner and smashed up the rear right wheel and slid the entire axle over so my rear left is hanging out of the wheel well.. 'aint that a bitch. And it was on my dear friends 21st birthday. And no. I was not drinking, drunk, or any bit intoxicated. So fuck you for thinking it.
...My GOD it's been ages... sort of...
Well anyway... name one family member that you would love to give a steaming pile of last nights dinner to for the ambiguously said day of directed consumer waste.
Confused? I'M DRUNK TYPING BITCHERS!!!
(I like gin. MMMmmm pine tree)
I have ACCESS!!! And a new and very cool place to stay in that Portland town.
Oh yeah... and I fucked up my car pretty bad... slid around a corner and smashed up the rear right wheel and slid the entire axle over so my rear left is hanging out of the wheel well.. 'aint that a bitch. And it was on my dear friends 21st birthday. And no. I was not drinking, drunk, or any bit intoxicated. So fuck you for thinking it.

...My GOD it's been ages... sort of...
Well anyway... name one family member that you would love to give a steaming pile of last nights dinner to for the ambiguously said day of directed consumer waste.
Confused? I'M DRUNK TYPING BITCHERS!!!
(I like gin. MMMmmm pine tree)

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mrmuller:
Well semi-naked is just one step away from naked, and no one should have to see me naked. Not even me. It just isn't fair.
mrmuller:
Nope, I'm me, and that's much worse.
