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Friday Feb 13, 2004

Feb 13, 2004
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Valentines day is tomorrow. A lot of people say its a fake holiday or a "Hallmark" holiday. They just don't get it.

There's actually a couple of different St Valentines. The first one was arrested, beaten to death with clubs, and then beheaded. The second St. Valentine was whipped and decapitated. Based on these two examples, you could argue that this holiday is just about spankings and head, but there's more.

In the 1800s, an Irish priest went to speak in Rome. The Pope loved him so much he gave him Saint Valentine's remains as a gift. He took them back to Dublin with him.

So ... what have we learned? Valentine's Day is definitely a Catholic S&M holiday, and rather than giving chocolates, you need to dig up a corpse and present it as a gift to the person you love.
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lysistrata:
well shucks darn.. blush blush.. thanks for the fruit.

British Engineers.. um.. yeah I'd imagine they'd have NO sense of humour. Much like the rest of this country..

not that I'm complaining.. yes I am.. I wanna go home. Wah!

right now on to more pressing things.. I continue to insult, but not directly, Stockula's views...

and I'm off.
Feb 16, 2004
lysistrata:
great info on Valentine's Day... I never much cared for it anyway.
Feb 16, 2004

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