A tale of 2 englishmen..well..an Englishman and a Scot!
Flirty tramp that i am, i do at times find myself quite smitten with the boys. I usually shrug them off after a few weeks and keep the supply of fresh meat in heavy rotation, but now..NOW i'm smitten with 2 of them.HUNKY ENGLISH ARTIST and FEISTY SCOTTISH SOFTWARE EXEC
They're both funny, sweet, intelligent, PERVERTED and oddly enough both reside in London! One older, one younger. One insanely creative and the other successful enough to retire at 35. Its a hard decision.. like paper or plastic. One's good for me, the other good for the environment. Both want marriage, kids, business partnerships, and enough sex to make jesus blush. I've gone over the stats (like a fantasy football team).. its good on both sides! Here's how they stack up:
ENGLAND
30 yrs old
6'2"
Artist-Painter/Sculptor
Pros: Flexible Martial artist and body builder, unbelievably talented, smart, funny, educated, deep slow sexy voice, gentle, domesticated
Cons: Apprehensive
, sensitive, featured on a number of, shall we say, "ADULT" sites 
SCOTLAND
35yrs old
5'8"
Software Executive
Pros: Flexible Martial artist, HUGE COCK
, smart, funny, educated, successful, fashion savvy, financially stable, amazing single dad, domesticated
Cons: Parties like i do
, fucked half the globe (uh, i've only fucked 1/8 )
Its such a tough call..comments from the peanut gallery??
CAST YOUR VOTE for the next Mr. Kitty! SCOTLAND or ENGLAND??
Flirty tramp that i am, i do at times find myself quite smitten with the boys. I usually shrug them off after a few weeks and keep the supply of fresh meat in heavy rotation, but now..NOW i'm smitten with 2 of them.HUNKY ENGLISH ARTIST and FEISTY SCOTTISH SOFTWARE EXEC
They're both funny, sweet, intelligent, PERVERTED and oddly enough both reside in London! One older, one younger. One insanely creative and the other successful enough to retire at 35. Its a hard decision.. like paper or plastic. One's good for me, the other good for the environment. Both want marriage, kids, business partnerships, and enough sex to make jesus blush. I've gone over the stats (like a fantasy football team).. its good on both sides! Here's how they stack up:
ENGLAND
30 yrs old
6'2"
Artist-Painter/Sculptor
Pros: Flexible Martial artist and body builder, unbelievably talented, smart, funny, educated, deep slow sexy voice, gentle, domesticated
Cons: Apprehensive
, sensitive, featured on a number of, shall we say, "ADULT" sites SCOTLAND
35yrs old
5'8"
Software Executive
Pros: Flexible Martial artist, HUGE COCK
, smart, funny, educated, successful, fashion savvy, financially stable, amazing single dad, domesticatedCons: Parties like i do
, fucked half the globe (uh, i've only fucked 1/8 )Its such a tough call..comments from the peanut gallery??
CAST YOUR VOTE for the next Mr. Kitty! SCOTLAND or ENGLAND??
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p.s. i vote for the three-legged scottish man