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Diary from the Shadowlands: Vol 7 -My life on the "D(ickless) List"


Usually, i have something witty to report in my blog. My ever problematic dating life...my chaotic professional life... or my comedic life in general make for great banter. Sadly, my non-existent SEX LIFE seems to have put a damper on any witty babble.

Yes, Pretty Kitty has hit celibate rock bottom. I blame...
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Oh the updates!

Hunky Monkey Team England is up, Team Scotland is down, i've added 2 more to my roster of boys...and my website is almost ready. WWW.EVILKITTYKREATIONS.COM..the temp page is so cute

The downbeat, some asshole stole my D&G phone, my shoe addiction is adding up and my being celibate has turned me into a workaholic hermit who shops online

I'm I-FUCKING-RATE!!

After a much publicized commitment to showing a piece for Heidi Bluegirl's RUST party, disaster strikes last minute and i'm stuck in hollywood with a rusted confection on the dressform in my living room and steam rising from my head that's bound to set off the sprinkler system.

I am many things, but flakey isn't one of them. Yes, i'm often overloaded, stretched...
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A tale of 2 englishmen..well..an Englishman and a Scot!

Flirty tramp that i am, i do at times find myself quite smitten with the boys. I usually shrug them off after a few weeks and keep the supply of fresh meat in heavy rotation, but now..NOW i'm smitten with 2 of them.HUNKY ENGLISH ARTIST and FEISTY SCOTTISH SOFTWARE EXEC

They're both funny, sweet, intelligent, PERVERTED...
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So, the one thing i hate about being me, is that i'm built like a handful of pipe cleaners held together in the center by a half eaten DONUT! My ass is way too big and the double takes that i get when i walk by are PRICELESS.

Assholes yelling "Damn, is that all YOU?" from their car windows as they sit in traffic..OH YES-...
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Yes yes, i EVIL does age afterall. My birthday party is tomorrow at MOOD in Hollywood, so if you wanna come out and get crazy with the kitty..head to the Myspace page and rsvp...i'll be the one in the cat ears yelling "DRINKIN' " Click here

xoxo
The Kitty herself,
Toni J.

As the corneas burn from my eyes..a bit of frost has melted...


Surely, in a moment of retrospect, drunken philosophy and contentment... i should have something better to say!

I'm a bit slow and quirky at the moment. Half-assed yet full throttle, waiting for my thoughts to settle. I'm fond of way too many boys, one in particular has caught my fancy. So, i find...
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My favorite things

Color: Pink
Word: Perpetual
Designers: John Galliano, Jean-Paul Gaultier & Betsey Johnsen
Scent: Tropical Punch-Escada and Head & Shoulders shampoo(don't ask!)
Bag: My brown Gucci Hobo..(LOVE IT!)
Baubles:ALL of my HellKats LA jewelry(especially my silver knuckles) and my Chanel studs
Book:The Shining by Stephen King
Movie: The Fountain
Song: You Belong To Me by Bob Dylan
Night: Thursday
People: Maria, Jerzey and...
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I am the last fallen Mal'akh. Leader of the rebellion, watcher of man, Goddess to the lost.