Things that annoy me about snow...
- Going out to my Jeep that is covered in snow, only to have my ice scraper INSIDE the vehicle- then opening up the door and having all the snow go inside my Jeep leaving me to drive to my destination with a soggy bum.
- People thinking that just because I drive a big Jeep with big tires that I should be hauling ass down the road- hey, ice is ice- big tires aren't going to stop me from sliding!
- Getting snowflakes in my eye.
- Falling on my ass on the unsalted sidewalk at school- ouch, I'm never going to be able to sit again!
- When my windshield wiper has a patch of ice on it that just happens to be right where I have to see when I'm driving- and it cleans everything BUT that spot!
Okay- enough of the complaining about snow- I'm in WAY too good a mood to have that bother me!
I want to go sledding damnit! I want to have a snowball fight! I want to make pornographic snowmen with big winkies! Anyone game???
One last thing which is cracking my ass up- thank you Slicer for the link to this kick ass website which just feeds to my obsession with pirates:
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
- Going out to my Jeep that is covered in snow, only to have my ice scraper INSIDE the vehicle- then opening up the door and having all the snow go inside my Jeep leaving me to drive to my destination with a soggy bum.
- People thinking that just because I drive a big Jeep with big tires that I should be hauling ass down the road- hey, ice is ice- big tires aren't going to stop me from sliding!
- Getting snowflakes in my eye.
- Falling on my ass on the unsalted sidewalk at school- ouch, I'm never going to be able to sit again!
- When my windshield wiper has a patch of ice on it that just happens to be right where I have to see when I'm driving- and it cleans everything BUT that spot!
Okay- enough of the complaining about snow- I'm in WAY too good a mood to have that bother me!
I want to go sledding damnit! I want to have a snowball fight! I want to make pornographic snowmen with big winkies! Anyone game???
One last thing which is cracking my ass up- thank you Slicer for the link to this kick ass website which just feeds to my obsession with pirates:
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
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dkl:
Always the blushing 
with the knee comment. How big was that drift...or was there something in the drift that caught the track bar.
with the knee comment. How big was that drift...or was there something in the drift that caught the track bar.
dkl:
Throw a snowball for me...have fun sledding