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I'm married, I'm married, I'm married!!!

All went very well...

It was a gorgeous sunny day, my dress turned out awesome, my bouquet was beauteous, the boys looked splendid, the groom looked smashingly hot, the cake was exquisite (although the reddest red velvet cake I have ever seen!!!)

We said our vows on the beach and it was sunny and breezy and perfect. Just us, our boys, one of my close friends as a witness and our officiant.

My son started to cry after we said our vows and kissed and hugged and mauled each other for a few minutes... and said 'MOMMY, I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO!!!".

Much fun was had by all as we had cake a coffee and took tons of pictures. Then we went out to eat at a nice restaraunt and gorged ourselves, then went to stay at a really nice hotel and got an oceanfront room so we had the doors open the entire time with the gauzy curtains breezing in, and the sun setting.

Then it got really romantic... after I finally got untied out of my corsetted dress, we tore one off, drank our complimentary bottle of non-alcoholic champagne and chocolate covered strawberries, ordered burgers and fries, watched Borat and Rocky Balboa, took steaming hot showers in our "deluxe marble bathroom" with our fancy herbal toiletries, then sat out on our private balcony in our cushy cotton robes and listened to the ocean. Then we crashed.

I woke up at 7 AM to see the sun rise (that never happens, believe me...)

When I woke up again I was starving so we ordered a huge breakfast, ate it out on the balcony in those cushy white robes, soaking in the sun (it felt SO good... I am not a sunbather, so it was a rare treat).

A few hours later, the honeymoon was over. Time to pick up the boys from school.

But I just ate another piece of bloody red velvet cake. Soooo good.

So I am officially legal now. I never thought it would happen!!!

Will post some pictures soon...