evergreen_____

I pulled three all-nighters this week and I was barely hanging on by last night. I only drank clamato at the bar, and passed out while watching porn (sorry baby) and slept until now. All is better, though my eyes are grossly swollen from sleeping so long.

I had the weirdest dream... I was a rat breeder and I kept them in dresser drawers, and they kept dying and eating each other.

Then I got knocked up and had a baby. The doctor told me to drink motor oil to make my milk come in so all I did was sit around with a talking baby latched to my boob, chugging motor oil. Oh right, the baby could talk, and kept saying how he didn't understand why he couldn't just have yoghurt, or something.

I'm searching the chesterfield for loonies so I can do laundry. I'm drinking RedBull so I can be productive and write up a HUGE chemistry lab. I made some orange powder, and a black, magnetic liquid. Apparently that is a really big deal.

My dragon has come out of hibernation, and it's lovely to see her. I think my dragon is a girl after all. I'm worried about her getting egg-bound, and I'm wondering if I should send her to a breeder, so she can get some male action. I'd miss her so much though.

I'm checking out a lingerie fasion show tonight. I was invited to model in it next time, so I'm going to see what it's all about.

If it dries up, the girls and I are going rollerskating.

xoxo