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I'm really sick of horses today. Shame on me.

I'm going brown.

I'm going to tighten the trucks on my rollerskates now, and take out the recycling. Then I'm going to skate somewhere. To the peeler bar I think. I want to see some professional pussy.

MUAH.

My job is like acting. It IS acting. I become the person my passengers want me to be. That is how I get tipped well. If they are bigots though, I draw the line at joining them. Actually I don't speak to bigots.

I had some awesome "living-large" people hire me for two hours last night. The two hours consisted of their drinking lots of...
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My last post, by the way, was not a jab at American tourists, just the occasional pain-in-the-ass person in general.

Day after Canada day. I worked it. It is kind of fun driving through crowds of people with a charging, 2600 pound shire mare. Perverse, but fun. To not tempt fate too much, we shut down well before the fireworks. I wove through the melee...
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A very happy Solstice everyone. I hope it finds you well. Feast with your loved ones and take in as much daylight as possible. As of today, the Dark gets stronger again.

Today is rainy. It's a nice rain because it isn't cold. Being a tour guide in the rain sucks only because my people complain, and blame the rain on me. I tell them...
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Go to the gym, ride some horses, visit friends, and rollerskate to work. Life is so rough right now. I'm covered head to toe in dirt all the time. Summer rocks.

I'm becoming less and less politically correct in my old age.

Never apologize and never explain. If someone has a problem with something you cannot go back and change, but will never touch again, the weakness is not yours, but theirs.

Now this is just getting outrageous.

Did you hear about the guy who was stopped at the border yesterday? They confiscated a protractor, compass, calculator, and mechanical pencil.

Then they arrested him for possessing weapons of Math Instruction.

I used to only eat meat that was cooked black. Now I've discovered the joys of bloody flesh. We went for sushi last night at a place that serves venison tataki. What is that, you ask? It is deer meat that has been only briefly seared, cut thinly, and arranged in the most delicious ponzu-like sauce. Thin, bloody game meat is sexy food.

I finally...
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Yes well, sometimes my credit card gets full and I neglet to notice until various services cut me off. This one, for example. Maybe I SHOULD send in my naked pictures My only motivation would be the free membership though. If I do a shoot for another site next weekend, would that count as a conflict of interest? Pfft. I'm not afraid to be naked,...
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The Dutch need to learn about tipping. So do the Albertans. The drunk Japanese women I can forgive because we didn't have a word in common between us, and they were having the time of their lives.

I went to the yearly carnival in my old neighborhood. It was like walking through my high school yearbook. I spent some time just watching the fifteen-year-olds interact....
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I HAVE INTERNET. But of course it's 30 degrees outside, so this won't be a long post I just played some very bad tennis (but we at least kept the ball in the fenced area this time), and I have to go to work now. I'm a tourism WHORE right now. If you live in Victoria, you've seen me, and have probably even cursed at...
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