alright so..::ow!::..I completely didn't realize today was the one day for people (irish and otherwise) to dress in green and act like...well, drunken idiots..damn, missed out this year, I'll have to remember next year..::sniff::..my grandfather would be so displeased, he being so proud of his irish heritage..won't even get into it..hurts just to type it..although i do think intoxicated festivities are in order tonight..after all it is a holiday..snazzy clothes don't fit, most displeased, lost too much weight..thank you ddr!...look spectacular, have nothing to wear..catch 22..fucking general..
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