i got a new vaccuum. it's hott. and it sucks hard. it's a shark euro-pro... my mom is the best, she had it shipped to me. it even has a strap so you can wear it on your back when you're cleaning... soo cool. and it looks great, too. well, as great as an ordinary appliance can look, i guess. but holy shit is that excitement.
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evelyn:
i'm actually kind of disappointed in our hookers, as they never, ever dress up for the occasion.
xaqary:
Uber vaccuumes are the shit
