evelyn

i am a tired, tired girl.

i'm going to minneapolis in about a week, which will kick mondo ass. yes. yes it will.

why is minneapolis such a big deal, you ask? well, i will tell you.

a) i am getting a new tattoo. a beautiful half-sleeve on my upper left arm, of lillies. it will be hott.

b) i get to see some people...
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ayin:

happy birth day...be sure to post pictures of your new tats...

May 23, 2003

opahl:

Hey there! Happy birthday, doll!

May 24, 2003

earth: the world's most dangerous planet.

i am getting ready to go file my taxes as i type this, tentatively waiting for the phone to ring as i habitually chainsmoke and apply heavy black eye makeup and red liner in order to make my tired, sleepless eyes appear as though i was going for that look.

i finished re-reading 'homecoming' by cynthia voigt. i read...
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demigauge:

allo!

Mar 6, 2003

last night was shit, but then it turned out okay. i am very sick, and then i had company, and then i was locked out of my apartment for twenty minutes. and it just sucked. then i went grocery shopping, which always cheers me up.

relethed:

i'm glad to hear things did get reconciled in that situation.

Mar 1, 2003

xaqary:

its all about frozen pizza-

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Mar 3, 2003

i got a new vaccuum. it's hott. and it sucks hard. it's a shark euro-pro... my mom is the best, she had it shipped to me. it even has a strap so you can wear it on your back when you're cleaning... soo cool. and it looks great, too. well, as great as an ordinary appliance can look, i guess. but holy shit is that...
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evelyn:

i'm actually kind of disappointed in our hookers, as they never, ever dress up for the occasion.

Feb 26, 2003

xaqary:

Uber vaccuumes are the shit

Feb 27, 2003

things i like: pat benatar, vinyl, chunky scarves, hot pink eyeliner, cherry cherry lipstick, real corsets, vintage lace, lingerie, roundness.

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evelyn:

indigo - i am back! i have tried to contact you guys once or twice... i left talullah a voicemail but she didn't return the call... i've been good! i never see you two at work anymore... what's going on?

we totally n eed to hang out SOON. you two were awesome.

xagary - let me know, i'm all about hookin' it up at calexico. what's up in mpls? i'm planning a quick trip home in the next few weeks to get some ink.

Feb 25, 2003

evelyn:

relethed - talk to me all the time! i have no life. okay, that's a lie, but i always have time for new friends.

Feb 25, 2003

i am back.

jjay:

where did you go?

Feb 22, 2003

again, i need to make those flyers.

fuck me, i'm a lazy mother fucker.

i talked to my mom today and she said she didn't need a subscription to porn. i guess my dad's already taken care of that.

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rawr_ima_monster:

So exactly how much porn is lying around the house, and where is it all stashed?
-Visual images are overwhelming here.
Dave

Nov 19, 2002

evelyn:

umm. i have only happened upon porn in my mom's house on like... one occasion. and it was hidden VERY well. so i couldn't really tell you.

Nov 21, 2002

i have to make flyers to sublet my apartment. but i'm too damn lazy to even like, make some lunch. grr.

staff holiday meeting tonight and my phone's been disconnected for far too long.

and i have had this goddamned headache for a week.

quick friends of evelyn poll: what is everyone getting their mom for christmas (if you celebrate)?

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a35mmlife:

modest mouse lyrics? thats dedication...

im getting my mother a cell phone for Hannuka. She cant work the dvd player i got her, so i hope she can figure this out...

Nov 14, 2002

evelyn:

how bout a kitten?

Nov 14, 2002

i guess i rule the school. at least poopmeister dave thinks so. speaking of school, why the fuck am i not there? fuck me, i'm a dropout.

i met indigoboy and his awesome wife talullah and they kicked mondo ass. to the max, bitches.

i have a real job now. no phone sexin' for me. just selling my soul to the corporate coffee bitches. ok,...
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fatelvis5:

yeah, i guess $0.50 is a bit much for MC Skat Cat, eh?

Nov 14, 2002

evelyn:

actually phone sex is kind of like... really fucking boring. not as fun and awesome and good as you think it's going to be. not that i thought it was going to be incredible, but at least novel and absurd. and then it just ended up very tedious and monotonous and dull dull dull.

boys can hardly find decent phone sex jobs. unless they want to talk to other boys. errrr... don't know if you're into that.

anyhoo, all my friends that i was the coolest kid in town because i was doing PHONE SEX and making hella money. but it just sucked.

Nov 14, 2002

i need a job.

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rawr_ima_monster:

you rule the school, kiddo. thanks for the scribbly love.
you have drawings waiting for you:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/4130/
-girlie monsters, remember?,
Dave

Sep 29, 2002

rawr_ima_monster:

you're back on SG, but still no new journal.
-poo on your shoe.
Dave

Nov 7, 2002

the sex industry is calling me. lack of a job is driving me insane. i hate having to depend on someone else for survival.

also, i detest football. not really, but i sure as hell won't wake up early to watch the game. nor will i tear my warm, soft, snuggly partner away from the bed to WATCH A FUCKING GAME.