evebringer

ok, so 2Au are walking across a C plane.
1stAu (1) falls down a C nanotube.
1 returns.
2ndAu (2) asks "1 okay?"
1 states "1 believe 1 lost an electron."
2 asks "j00 +?"

did you know that turtles fart?
i just thought everyone should know that.

ok, so lately i've been getting this vibe from a lot of people that the human race is the worst thing this planet has ever seen or something. i've been getting the impression that people think that the human race has gotten to large and to technologically advanced to be "good." that the human race is "evil." it's really gotten on my nerves and i...
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i really shouldn't allow myself to post blogs at the wee hours of the night while drunk and depressed.
i just end up sounding whinny.

i'm feeling better.

i'm beginning to hate vacations. at least while school is in session i can have lots of work to do. work doesn't think i'm creepy or weird. work likes to spend lots of time with me. although work is far from affectionate.

the point is, i'm so fucking lonely right now. i spent new years in a hotel in artesia new mexico, watching myth busters...
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so i just got out of my Estate and Gift Tax final exam. It will probably be my last tax exam from law school. I'm almost sad that I won't be taking Taxation of Business Transaction next semester. It would be really interesting, but it doesn't fit with my career path, and it would require me to take more than 1 final next semester.

Instead...
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w00t!!
who is the 2008 Estate and Gift Tax Jeopardy Champion.

I am, thats who.

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so i've discovered something i miss a lot about having a gf:
i was playing counter strike: source and there were some girls playing.
man do i miss a woman's giggle.
but it got me depressed. a lot seems to be able to do that these days.

well i know what will cheer me up!
Sunday: giving blood
Soon after: Getting a new Tattoo

Needles...
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broomball is the greatest sport ever thought up; ever.

for those of you who have not had the joy of witnessing this sport in its full brutal action, please allow me to explain the game.
Its ice hockey, but without ice skates. That right! You wear sneakers, while attempting to play hockey on the ice!!! Doesn't that sounds fun!?!? I think so, I also think...
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so it took me a while to figure out that my account was auto renewed
(thats right, i'm dumb)
so i'm here for another year!
i know your all happy about this.
and then i realized i had left that depressing fucking post up for 5 months!
sorry.
finals are coming up on my 5th semester of law school.
anyone looking to be a future...
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