broomball is the greatest sport ever thought up; ever.
for those of you who have not had the joy of witnessing this sport in its full brutal action, please allow me to explain the game.
Its ice hockey, but without ice skates. That right! You wear sneakers, while attempting to play hockey on the ice!!! Doesn't that sounds fun!?!? I think so, I also think any self-destructive masochists will also think so. I'm the team's bruiser. I'm the second largest person on the team, but I'm more athletic than the larger person. So i do the dirty work like checking the other team.
I also play with a fervor that can only be described as kamikaze-like. I have this awesome move!!! It really hard to stop and change direction during the game, being on ice w/o ice skates. So I use physics for drastic high speed direction changes! I simply run hard into the boards and bounce off!
Now I just know (and secretly deep down hope) that someone is thinking that i will hurt myself. But do not worry. I'm invulnerable! I can't be hurt! Or at least I can't break a bone, specifically my shoulder, collar bone, skull, femur, ribs, spine, or skull.
Proof: I dropped about 700 lbs on my head this summer! Thats right! And I lived! Not only did I live, I got up on my own without suffering anything more than a 1.5 inch gash in my scalp (which stopped bleeding pretty quickly). I was sent to the hospital (i didn't want to go but was convinced). There they gave me a ct scan and checked my neck. No skull fracture, no concussion, no neck injury. And if a 700lb head injury won't hurt me, what can? Answer that Trebek!
for those of you who have not had the joy of witnessing this sport in its full brutal action, please allow me to explain the game.
Its ice hockey, but without ice skates. That right! You wear sneakers, while attempting to play hockey on the ice!!! Doesn't that sounds fun!?!? I think so, I also think any self-destructive masochists will also think so. I'm the team's bruiser. I'm the second largest person on the team, but I'm more athletic than the larger person. So i do the dirty work like checking the other team.
I also play with a fervor that can only be described as kamikaze-like. I have this awesome move!!! It really hard to stop and change direction during the game, being on ice w/o ice skates. So I use physics for drastic high speed direction changes! I simply run hard into the boards and bounce off!
Now I just know (and secretly deep down hope) that someone is thinking that i will hurt myself. But do not worry. I'm invulnerable! I can't be hurt! Or at least I can't break a bone, specifically my shoulder, collar bone, skull, femur, ribs, spine, or skull.
Proof: I dropped about 700 lbs on my head this summer! Thats right! And I lived! Not only did I live, I got up on my own without suffering anything more than a 1.5 inch gash in my scalp (which stopped bleeding pretty quickly). I was sent to the hospital (i didn't want to go but was convinced). There they gave me a ct scan and checked my neck. No skull fracture, no concussion, no neck injury. And if a 700lb head injury won't hurt me, what can? Answer that Trebek!
Broomball! Sounds so sick!