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Addressed to:

Head and Shoulders.
Procter & Gamble UK,
Weybridge,
Surrey,
KT13 0XP
UK

03/08/2010

To whom it may concern,

Regarding Current Head and Shoulders TV Advert:

I would like to address a major flaw in your advertising campaign which has left me, and no doubt many others, feeling like they have been miss-sold your product.

After viewing you Ad on TV, I rushed to buy your product to enhance my showering and personal hygiene experiance. Following your products instructions, I rinsed, lathered and waited. This is where, unfortunately, the problems start.

Not only did I not have a more dandruff free scalp, but the 6 or so lovely ladies that appeared in your ad did not turn up. Now, as a warm-blooded, 24 year old male, you can imagine how distressing this was. After all, the 6 or so lovely ladies with ample bosoms, delightful hair and lusty looks were one, if not the only reason, for buying your product.

I now invite you to right your wrong doing. I enclose an addressed, pre-stamped envelope for you to send me the addresses and phone numbers of the said ladies, so that I may contact them and make sure they know when and where they are going when I have my showers.

I also invite you to compensate me for the distress and inconveniance you have caused.

I await your prompt reply.

Yours,
Tim Stables.