evangeline

I'm so excited. I got my welcome email today and it's all I could think of at work. I wanted to talk about it but how would that conversation go?

coworker: Why are you in SUCH a good mood?
Evangeline: Because I officially do altporn!!!
coworker: Oh, well congratulations.

Maybe i just need a job where everyone takes naked pictures.

Did i mention i'm excited? Send me a friend request, world.