eternalxile

What the hell man? I'm sittin here readin the silliness boards tryin to come up with more of my top notch comedy gold and im layin eggs out there. I can't explain it either. I let my mind go blank to let the funny in like i always do and all im getting instead of comedy is knife salesmen. SEE!! LIKE THAT RIGHT THERE! THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL! That wasn't funny and not up to my standards so i apologize. Just having an off day I guess. I must have drank too much yesterday watching the Cowboys beat THE MOTHERFUCKING COLTS. Oh man, that was a sweet win. You know Bill Parcells was getting affectionate in the locker room like at the end of the Panthers game. I can just see him standing outside of Tony Romo's house holding up a boombox playing Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes'.