I've been terrible at updating, and the newest SG lay out hasen't helped at all with keeping up with friends blogs (got that worked out though).
My birthday was pretty good, as was Thanksgiving. The girlfriend and I met each others families, and made good impressions all the way around. Funny storys are still poping up out of the drunken time stream even now from the past few weeks, like us being drunk in a gay bar and a tranny asked me to grab his/her tits...so fuck it, I did.![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
I need to explain this Friday till now though, because things are starting to turn to shit. We had two bands play, one heavy rock (they did a cover of stinkfist by tool that was really good) and then a reggae band. I was in the kitchen, and they had my girl working a beer tub instead of behind the bar. I really wasen't busy all night, made some food for the bands. Guess the singer for the one bands told my girl that his food was kick ass, so she brought him back to met me. Later on, I went up to say hi to her, see how she was doing....well, I was up there for all of 30 seconds and our drunk boss comes up and says to me...."I know you're fucking her, but do you have to be up here every 2 min., get back in the kitchen"....it was all I could do to walk away.....that time.
He has had a thing for her for over a year, and she has shut him down everytime. Hes petty, jealous, and just a general asshole (besides being fat and bald), but has been ok to the both of us till then. Well, I hear he and the other owner were hitting on her all night, and still not getting anywhere....hahaha. I finish up in the kitchen, go to the bar get a drink. go she her, and she is almost done also. I go back and get us both drinks, and one of the guys we work with asks me if I can help him move a couple tables befor I go...sure. While I was gone my girl ran into our boss again, and told him he should tell me he was sorry, because he was being a real dick.
I walk in, and Bill (pigfucker) gets in my face and says
"if you don't like it, you can fucking leave"
"if you don't like it, you can fucking fire me" says me.
"I mean it, if you don't like you can fucking leave"
"And like I said, You can grow some balls and fucking fire me"
"I don't want to fire you, you're a good cook, and I like you"
"You belittle me in a room full of people, but you like me ?! You like me huh ?! is this befor or after you were drooling over my girlfriends tits all night ?!!" Yeah, you fucking like me alot don't you!!"
He backed the fuck down, and went to the office. He sends his right hand Larry out to tell me if I want to come back to work tomorrow or not thats fine, but I had to leave that night or be thrown out
I showed my ass a little, but only because pigfucker got in my face and started shit...I don't back the fuck down from a goddamn thing when I'm pissed off, plus I was right....wasen't sorry then, not sorry now.. We gathered up our things and were headed out, The girlfriend saw pigfucker and wanted to talk to him one last time. He came up to me, and befor he said anything I went to shake his hand and said "are we cool?" and he hugged me, he didn't say anything though.
I worked the rest of the weekend, haven't seen him since. Today I wake up to a message saying i've been laid off. Oh well, i'd reather lose a job then lose my own self-respect for not standing up for myself, plus I still have the girl, who mite have found me a new just in one day.....Gotta keep laughing, maybe because sanity is gone, lol.
My birthday was pretty good, as was Thanksgiving. The girlfriend and I met each others families, and made good impressions all the way around. Funny storys are still poping up out of the drunken time stream even now from the past few weeks, like us being drunk in a gay bar and a tranny asked me to grab his/her tits...so fuck it, I did.
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
I need to explain this Friday till now though, because things are starting to turn to shit. We had two bands play, one heavy rock (they did a cover of stinkfist by tool that was really good) and then a reggae band. I was in the kitchen, and they had my girl working a beer tub instead of behind the bar. I really wasen't busy all night, made some food for the bands. Guess the singer for the one bands told my girl that his food was kick ass, so she brought him back to met me. Later on, I went up to say hi to her, see how she was doing....well, I was up there for all of 30 seconds and our drunk boss comes up and says to me...."I know you're fucking her, but do you have to be up here every 2 min., get back in the kitchen"....it was all I could do to walk away.....that time.
He has had a thing for her for over a year, and she has shut him down everytime. Hes petty, jealous, and just a general asshole (besides being fat and bald), but has been ok to the both of us till then. Well, I hear he and the other owner were hitting on her all night, and still not getting anywhere....hahaha. I finish up in the kitchen, go to the bar get a drink. go she her, and she is almost done also. I go back and get us both drinks, and one of the guys we work with asks me if I can help him move a couple tables befor I go...sure. While I was gone my girl ran into our boss again, and told him he should tell me he was sorry, because he was being a real dick.
I walk in, and Bill (pigfucker) gets in my face and says
"if you don't like it, you can fucking leave"
"if you don't like it, you can fucking fire me" says me.
"I mean it, if you don't like you can fucking leave"
"And like I said, You can grow some balls and fucking fire me"
"I don't want to fire you, you're a good cook, and I like you"
"You belittle me in a room full of people, but you like me ?! You like me huh ?! is this befor or after you were drooling over my girlfriends tits all night ?!!" Yeah, you fucking like me alot don't you!!"
He backed the fuck down, and went to the office. He sends his right hand Larry out to tell me if I want to come back to work tomorrow or not thats fine, but I had to leave that night or be thrown out
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
I worked the rest of the weekend, haven't seen him since. Today I wake up to a message saying i've been laid off. Oh well, i'd reather lose a job then lose my own self-respect for not standing up for myself, plus I still have the girl, who mite have found me a new just in one day.....Gotta keep laughing, maybe because sanity is gone, lol.
hahahahaha
Feels good to stand up for yourself... especially when fuckheads like that are being fuckwits because YOU have the girl HE couldn't get... (probably coz he is a fucktard!!!)...
Sounds like you are happy... i am glad.....
There was a birthday in there somewhere??? OMG>.. happy birthday
Laughter is a great weapon in the face of morons like that.... because they can;t tell what you are going to do next
stay happy
stay cheerful
and stay warm with your girl.. bet it's COLD over there atm
Long distance is what kills me the most I htink because we communicate via txt and phone calls.... which looses intimacey....but... we are mad about each other .... he cheered me up lots today when I had a bad trot...
thanks dude.....
again....WOOO Bill Hicks