I don't even know what to say right now. My cell phone is in ruins, and so to is my life. I had things I wanted to post in this update but right now I'm drawing a blank.
Waiting in total darkness while the zombies circle around outside. I feel like V.P. in that movie, The Last Man on Earth...or whatever it was called. Everynight I lock myself inside and wait. Everyday I go out and kill zombie vampires and burn them in this giant pit of burning corpses that never goes out. Then I steal garlic from the store.
Life is a riddle and we've all got ADHD. How the Hell am I supposed to answer when I don't even remember the question?
Starship Troopers is great. I'm thinking about joining the federation. Er...Army I mean. I think living each day knowing that you're more likely to die than other people is a nice way to live. Then again...
MY FUCKING SPOON IS STUCK IN THE OATMEAL!
Solid popsicles of hot-dog water colored green and passed out to all of my friends. You should have seen the looks on their faces. I'm a laugh riot.
Waiting in total darkness while the zombies circle around outside. I feel like V.P. in that movie, The Last Man on Earth...or whatever it was called. Everynight I lock myself inside and wait. Everyday I go out and kill zombie vampires and burn them in this giant pit of burning corpses that never goes out. Then I steal garlic from the store.
Life is a riddle and we've all got ADHD. How the Hell am I supposed to answer when I don't even remember the question?
Starship Troopers is great. I'm thinking about joining the federation. Er...Army I mean. I think living each day knowing that you're more likely to die than other people is a nice way to live. Then again...
MY FUCKING SPOON IS STUCK IN THE OATMEAL!
Solid popsicles of hot-dog water colored green and passed out to all of my friends. You should have seen the looks on their faces. I'm a laugh riot.
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i went to make my oatmeal, for my spoon to get stuck in, and there were small larvae sprouting wings crawling through my oats. assed out.