Saturday Jan 15, 2005

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I'm gonna be honest here. I respect the hell out of a woman who can break another woman's jaw with her BARE hands. Like some kind of damn jaw breaking machine programmed for destruction...of jaws. I mean, I've been in a metric shit-ton of fist fights but I've never broken anybody's jaw bone before. A few pairs of glasses and some noses; sure, but never anyone's jaw. That's something that you're really not going to get a second wind after. "You broke my fucking jaw, now I'm pissed." Is far less likely than "Urrrfff...hhhmmmf. *dribble*." Respect the hell out of it.

You just saw the word jaw six times, seven if you count that last one.

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xartificialnight:
I almost broke a girls jaw once. At a ten car pile up show. This girl started talking shit because I was talking to her boyfriend, who happened to be a good friend of mine. She hit me, which wasn't really a hit at all it was more of a slap on the arm, and I ended up punching her and getting her right in the jaw.

So yes...now that I've bored you with my little story..

I want an MP3 player badly. But I am broke. And I mean really broke.

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