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So, last night, I was lying around thinking about how much most porn bores or nauseates me. I decided one way to fix this would be to pick a reasonably good piece of written erotica, make it into a really well produced movie with a decent budget, and cast attractive people who can actually act in it. (This is a fantasy, go with me.) I decided to start with The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty because it has great costume potential. Then I had to cast it, and pulled a clear blank before I finally passed into dreams.

Y'all have any suggestions? It'll keep me going for days if I can get it right.