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Every bit of wisdom I have, I learned from 2 Stupid Dogs.

Little Dog: "Hey! What's my name?"
Big Dog: "Weeniepants?"
Little Dog: "No, that's not my name!"
Big Dog: "Booger?"
Little Dog: "No!"
Big Dog: "Stinky?"
Little Dog: "No! No! No!"

Little Dog: "This is caca! Why do people come here?!?"
(In reference to a drive in, oblivious to cars bouncing up and down in a suggestive way)

Little Dog: "Here pal, pinch me! ... OUCH! Would you ever pinch me if we were awake?"
Big Dog: "No."
Little Dog: "Then we must be dreaming!"

Little Dog: "Well, if you didn't wake me up I might have had a nightmare and it would have woke me up. Maan! I could have woke you up and we'd both - be - awake. But since you did wake me up I can't wake up from this nightmare so I can't wake you up. So we're both still asleep."


Little Dog: "You gotta see this. Come on. Come on! Oh man, this is great! Come on!! Giant food!! With faces!!!"
(Oddly enough, food with faces on the cover of Lida Husik's "Fly Stereophonic" was what made me buy that album)

Little Dog: "And he keeps calling me a lap dog, a lap dog! Can you believe it? I don't even know what that is! But I figure - hey, maybe he's got some food up there.. You never know what you're gonna find!"

Little Dog via Cat Puppet to Cat: "Hey, cat. I'm a cat, not a puppet. And we can be friends, because I'm a cat, not a puppet, and definently not a dog. So you should go away from here because there's another alley over there and it's gots lots of food in it.
Little Dog: "Food?"
Little Dog Cat Puppet: "It's over in the other alley."
Little Dog: "Are ya sure?"
Little Dog Cat Puppet: "No."
Little Dog: "Wow! Hey, there's no food over here. You big fat liar cat."

Little Dog: "Electric City is our friend. Hi, Electric City!"

Electricity (Electric City): "Foolish canine! I am not your friend!!"

And finally:

Bill Baker "You cheated. You win the car."