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While the car's out of comission, I am going to drink by myself at night and have long conversations with the dog. The conquering of things will have to come much later.

New Years was cool. I puked everywhere ever and had a fever the whole next day. I should write a book on how to party hard. My pen name should be something catchy like I.C. Weeiner.

The finishing of Edward Scissorhands will commence this sunday at one o'clock. I can feel the heat of your jealousy through the screen. I will be accepting offers for hand-holders, hair-petters and tear catchers. My tears have magical powers so they musn't go to waste.

I have a sweet ass present for Thrasher. Kind of like a thank you for all those times you saved my ass from the crazies.