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So I've decided it's time for a new job. Been uploading my resumes onto various websites--nothing will come of this, I'm fairly certain, but it makes me feel productive without being required to speak to actual human beings.
Ran a spell check on my resume through the site, just for shits and giggles. Not only does it not recognize the word "Citrix"--fairly common office platform, probably a good thing to be familiar if your goal is to hire out office workers--one of its suggestions: clitoris.

The candidate is comfortable using Clitoris...