Just a friendly reminder:
Come to the beach on Sunday. Legitimate excuses for not attending are limited to the following:
a) if you have to work & no one can cover you, I am sad but respect and understand your quandry
b) if you are obliged to be in another state, I am inclined to question your good sense, but am not in the position to find you and beat you up, as my scooter can only take so much
c) if you are presented with the opportunity to have sex with a movie star, rock star, suicide girl or other celebrity (if you're already dating/married to them, it doesn't count), someone who you've been lusting after for at least six months and who has never showed any interest until 3:30 or so on Sunday afternoon, or someone from an interesting foreign country who is leaving within the next three days, you are excused. but you're going to have to tell me all about it on Monday. 500 word essay, minimum.
not liking the sun is NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE. wear a hat. sit under a tree. come late if you have to. the sun sets at 7:40. I'm sure we'll still be hanging out, if not at the beach then somewhere that alcoholic beverages might be procured. if you think this caveat might apply to you, email me and i'll give you my cell #. don't find us, we'll find you.
now where's that stupid kissy icon? oh, hey, I found it.
Come to the beach on Sunday. Legitimate excuses for not attending are limited to the following:
a) if you have to work & no one can cover you, I am sad but respect and understand your quandry
b) if you are obliged to be in another state, I am inclined to question your good sense, but am not in the position to find you and beat you up, as my scooter can only take so much
c) if you are presented with the opportunity to have sex with a movie star, rock star, suicide girl or other celebrity (if you're already dating/married to them, it doesn't count), someone who you've been lusting after for at least six months and who has never showed any interest until 3:30 or so on Sunday afternoon, or someone from an interesting foreign country who is leaving within the next three days, you are excused. but you're going to have to tell me all about it on Monday. 500 word essay, minimum.
not liking the sun is NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE. wear a hat. sit under a tree. come late if you have to. the sun sets at 7:40. I'm sure we'll still be hanging out, if not at the beach then somewhere that alcoholic beverages might be procured. if you think this caveat might apply to you, email me and i'll give you my cell #. don't find us, we'll find you.
now where's that stupid kissy icon? oh, hey, I found it.
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