Some things I did in Vegas (in no particular order):
♥ Went to a strip club.
♥ Got drunk at a wedding reception.
♥ Rode my boy bitch.
♥ Won $18 on roulette and $15 on a Star Trek slot machine.
♥ Tried to have sex in the bathroom.
♥ Won a dance contest.
♥ Froze my ass riding to Lake Mead.
♥ Warmed up in the hot tub.
♥ Saw the Bellagio.
♥ Bought hot chocolate at Vosges.
♥ Got kicked out of a casino
♥ Went to a strip club.
♥ Got drunk at a wedding reception.
♥ Rode my boy bitch.
♥ Won $18 on roulette and $15 on a Star Trek slot machine.
♥ Tried to have sex in the bathroom.
♥ Won a dance contest.
♥ Froze my ass riding to Lake Mead.
♥ Warmed up in the hot tub.
♥ Saw the Bellagio.
♥ Bought hot chocolate at Vosges.
♥ Got kicked out of a casino
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To which she replied: "Fuck you!"
And my response was: "Not with that thing staring at me..."
Yes, my tales of dating are reaching the west coast now. I've done gone international, wait till i tell maw!