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How I love that the dumbest shit can turn a bad day around. So after work I had some Five Guys [that shit's delicious] with my mom and she informed me all nonchalant that she has access to an old school velocipede from the museum she directs. Oh shit. We're talking..



I'm hijacking it and WD40ing the hell out of it until I can ride it to work. See, there's these insanely hot, goofy-ass guys that must work on bikes or something, because they ride around campus on unicycles, tandems and excessively tall bicycles. I finally have the chance to one up them, get their attention or just scare them into the foothills. Regardless, I'm stoked.

So I'm reeeeeally excited about Pineapple Express