eryk

So this is an indicator of how random my life truly is...

I broke up with my girlfriend of (only) 2 months yesterday.
I wasn't happy, she didn't stimulate me mentally/challange me, the sex was fairly vanilla and I'm still pining a little for one of my exs.

Normally someone is stern/cold, someone cries and then you part ways angry/depressed/manic. No, no not in my world. In my world it goes like this:

Me: "I just don't think I can be in a relationship at the moment, plus I think it'll be more difficult if I move to Paris and we spend all this time together."(Paraphrased)

Ex: "You suck."

then cries and just stares at me for a while, then says

"You could have at least had sex with me one more time"

Me: "I didn't want to do that because I would have felt like I was using you."

Ex: "NO! I WOULD HAVE BEEN USING YOU! Hehehe."

We start kissing and then we had breakup sex. We broke up but not before she got her rocks off.

This is my life. <shakes head in disbelief>