Working on this whole updating my journal idea here:
My dog ate his harness yesterday. AGAIN. I love the shit out of him despite all of that, but damn, it's getting expensive!
Tired of winter here in Colorado. Okay, it's not even officially winter yet, but at night it's butt-ass cold and my car doors are so damn hard to open after a frost. Florida where are you? Texas? Hawaii? Alabama? Why do I live here? Because it's fantastic and putting up with the cold is worth it.
I made wheat-free veagn lasagne two nights ago, and I have already eaten enough for 5 people. Suckas!
I have also been consuming an absurd amount of lentils and faux turkey, faux bread with faux mayonaise sandwiches lately. Yum Yum Yum.
My brother built a kitty door in my basement window so my kitties can be free and despite what I thought would happen, they stay inside most of the time and when they're out they never even attempt to leave the back yard. Splendid. My heart feels much better knowing they are happy and safe.
I am still head over butt for a girl I cannot have, nor are the chances looking good that I ever will. Fuck this human heart of mine. Damnit Damnit Damnit.
Life in a sex shop sucks.
I felt a small ovarian cyst rupture yesterday and it was surreal. It had been bothering me for a couple weeks but it didn't feel large so I wasn't worried. I was sitting at the computer typing when all of a sudden I felt this sharp pain in my side and then I got tunnel vision and almost blacked out. Suprisingly, it didn't hurt as much as they have in the past and it was just bizarre to be able to pin point the moment it ruptured. It made me feel really in-tune with my body. Okay, I have officially turned into one of those people that is obsessed with telling the world about thier medical problems. At least I'm aware of it.
I would really like to paint my entire body cookie monster blue with face paint right now.
It seems that my friends have reached the age where they all need to go to seattle/oregon to get depressed in the rain and find themselves. It's a little odd, but I wish them all well.
A long time ago someone sent me some sort of "tag" comment where I had to tell everyone 20 things about myself, and at the time I was reluctant due to disinterest in complying with chain letters etc... but today, I feel open to an attempt. Here goes:
1. Anyone within arms reach of me is at risk of getting bitten.
2. My mom's maiden name is WALDROOP. I know, hot.
3. Despite all of my claims to have had sex with your mom, I am a lying fool and would probably not be interested in touching your mom's danger zones.
4. I put animals, specifically my pets above all other human beings, though if there was a fire, I would make an attempt to save the animals and small children, then go back in for adults.
5. I recently realized that I have one hot ass and never knew it.
6. I love love love to dance to hip hop, but I probably wouldn't choose to listen to it anywhere else.
7. I want to be tied up and tickled till I cry. Seriously.
8. I'm an all or nothing girl. Sometimes.
9. The best feeling in the entire world is getting my face painted with those face painting crayons.
10. If I had to nanny for money I would only nanny babies, special needs children and fat kids. Do I need to explain?
11. Is A Damn Good Number.
12. Sometimes my feet smell like popcorn.
13. I have been sleeping in thick thigh high stockings and nothing else at night to keep my toes warm and wake up feeling damn sexy.
14. I cannot do a cart wheel.
15. I thought I hated eating eggplant, but as it turns out I might not. Green beans and squash however, are still black listed.
16. When I was 19 I had a 43 year old sugar daddy that owned a nightclub and I didn't even have to put out.
17. I wish I was still 17. Being jail bait was far more alluring than being still too young to get into bars.
I quit. 20 is too many.
My dog ate his harness yesterday. AGAIN. I love the shit out of him despite all of that, but damn, it's getting expensive!
Tired of winter here in Colorado. Okay, it's not even officially winter yet, but at night it's butt-ass cold and my car doors are so damn hard to open after a frost. Florida where are you? Texas? Hawaii? Alabama? Why do I live here? Because it's fantastic and putting up with the cold is worth it.
I made wheat-free veagn lasagne two nights ago, and I have already eaten enough for 5 people. Suckas!
I have also been consuming an absurd amount of lentils and faux turkey, faux bread with faux mayonaise sandwiches lately. Yum Yum Yum.
My brother built a kitty door in my basement window so my kitties can be free and despite what I thought would happen, they stay inside most of the time and when they're out they never even attempt to leave the back yard. Splendid. My heart feels much better knowing they are happy and safe.
I am still head over butt for a girl I cannot have, nor are the chances looking good that I ever will. Fuck this human heart of mine. Damnit Damnit Damnit.
Life in a sex shop sucks.
I felt a small ovarian cyst rupture yesterday and it was surreal. It had been bothering me for a couple weeks but it didn't feel large so I wasn't worried. I was sitting at the computer typing when all of a sudden I felt this sharp pain in my side and then I got tunnel vision and almost blacked out. Suprisingly, it didn't hurt as much as they have in the past and it was just bizarre to be able to pin point the moment it ruptured. It made me feel really in-tune with my body. Okay, I have officially turned into one of those people that is obsessed with telling the world about thier medical problems. At least I'm aware of it.
I would really like to paint my entire body cookie monster blue with face paint right now.
It seems that my friends have reached the age where they all need to go to seattle/oregon to get depressed in the rain and find themselves. It's a little odd, but I wish them all well.
A long time ago someone sent me some sort of "tag" comment where I had to tell everyone 20 things about myself, and at the time I was reluctant due to disinterest in complying with chain letters etc... but today, I feel open to an attempt. Here goes:
1. Anyone within arms reach of me is at risk of getting bitten.
2. My mom's maiden name is WALDROOP. I know, hot.
3. Despite all of my claims to have had sex with your mom, I am a lying fool and would probably not be interested in touching your mom's danger zones.
4. I put animals, specifically my pets above all other human beings, though if there was a fire, I would make an attempt to save the animals and small children, then go back in for adults.
5. I recently realized that I have one hot ass and never knew it.
6. I love love love to dance to hip hop, but I probably wouldn't choose to listen to it anywhere else.
7. I want to be tied up and tickled till I cry. Seriously.
8. I'm an all or nothing girl. Sometimes.
9. The best feeling in the entire world is getting my face painted with those face painting crayons.
10. If I had to nanny for money I would only nanny babies, special needs children and fat kids. Do I need to explain?
11. Is A Damn Good Number.
12. Sometimes my feet smell like popcorn.
13. I have been sleeping in thick thigh high stockings and nothing else at night to keep my toes warm and wake up feeling damn sexy.
14. I cannot do a cart wheel.
15. I thought I hated eating eggplant, but as it turns out I might not. Green beans and squash however, are still black listed.
16. When I was 19 I had a 43 year old sugar daddy that owned a nightclub and I didn't even have to put out.
17. I wish I was still 17. Being jail bait was far more alluring than being still too young to get into bars.
I quit. 20 is too many.
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I think the blue man group might want you to join their group if you do paint yourself blue.
ANd for the guy above me wait till 5pm to get drunk and try to cyber with people gezzz, freaks