MY SPICE GIRLS HAT PWNZ YOUR MOTHER.
*ahem*
I ought to make a FAQ.
Yes, liprings hurt, and i pierced both of mine myself.
No, I didn't pay money to look this beautiful.
Yes, they're real.
No, I don't shop at Hot Topic if I can help it.
Yes, I hate you.
No, I'm not kidding.
Yes, I am kidding, I LOVE YOU xD
Hehehe. anyway, I've found that elitist behavior restors security and assurance in onesself, so you can tell the more cocky and pompous I am, the more tragic and woeful my dy yhas been.
My room was pretty today, I love waking up to my OCD's product.
Bend those notes,
drive them in and out of my ears,
Like your cum in my mouth.
Spit it right out.
Tastes like butter,
Just not churned.
Metal sounds like
sex in my mouth.
"So you're saying you'd swallow cock for some Arch Enemy?"
"...No sir, that is INCORRECT"
"Oh, good, because that's disturbing"
"If you pay me I will."
I need some money, I'm so broke, why is it that no one wants to hire the epitome of evil at ANYWHERE?WTFLIKEOMFGBBQ
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noizyme:
did you do your piercings yourself? my friends were discussing this after one of my guy friends told me that he did his own "Prince Albert" once with a hammer and nail...hahaha ouch anyways write back you're cool
noizyme:
did you do your piercings yourself? my friends were discussing this after one of my guy friends told me that he did his own "Prince Albert" once with a hammer and nail...hahaha ouch anyways write back you're cool