So its saturday afternoon around 4pm, here's how my friday night went and pretty much the reason why i dont go out much.
Went to 7-11 and picked up a case of beer and headed over to my step brothers house. Drank 6 beers there and then headed over to mclane ave to hit up the bars. after two other bars and a couple more beers we found one that we liked. Took a couple shots of tequilla and had some more beer. Hit on a couple irish chicks that i would guess that after talking to them were about 18 though they swore they were 21. They were here on "holiday" though for the life of me i still cant figure out what holliday occurs this week. Scared them off after about 20 minutes with our intoxicated remarks about things chicks dont usualy like to talk about. Hey, we like video games, what can i say. Anywho continued to get more intoxicated and started to lose count on the number of drinks consumed. Beer goggling begun somewhere around 1:30 when my step brother noticed two fine looking ladies waiting for a drink across the bar. One of the ladies being somewhere in the 300 pound range and the other being somewhere in the 90 pound range. Now my step brother likes em large so ironicaly i had to take one for the team and pick up on the skinny one. After making a complete ass out of myself on the dancefloor we all got to talking and as it turns out the skinny one is 50 years old and has two grand kids
I swear she didnt look a day over 35. Anywho Several hours and several drinks later the bar called last call at around 4. Hung out outside the bar four a few minutes fooled around with the 50 year old put em in a cab and started walkin back to my step brothers apartment. Got into a fight with the pavement and cracked the back of my skull. Pissed on a car battery i saw sitting on the ground, (still not sure why i did that one) Hit up 7-11 again for some cheese smothered nachos, got back smoked some pot watched some tv and went unconcious around 5:30.
Went to 7-11 and picked up a case of beer and headed over to my step brothers house. Drank 6 beers there and then headed over to mclane ave to hit up the bars. after two other bars and a couple more beers we found one that we liked. Took a couple shots of tequilla and had some more beer. Hit on a couple irish chicks that i would guess that after talking to them were about 18 though they swore they were 21. They were here on "holiday" though for the life of me i still cant figure out what holliday occurs this week. Scared them off after about 20 minutes with our intoxicated remarks about things chicks dont usualy like to talk about. Hey, we like video games, what can i say. Anywho continued to get more intoxicated and started to lose count on the number of drinks consumed. Beer goggling begun somewhere around 1:30 when my step brother noticed two fine looking ladies waiting for a drink across the bar. One of the ladies being somewhere in the 300 pound range and the other being somewhere in the 90 pound range. Now my step brother likes em large so ironicaly i had to take one for the team and pick up on the skinny one. After making a complete ass out of myself on the dancefloor we all got to talking and as it turns out the skinny one is 50 years old and has two grand kids
I swear she didnt look a day over 35. Anywho Several hours and several drinks later the bar called last call at around 4. Hung out outside the bar four a few minutes fooled around with the 50 year old put em in a cab and started walkin back to my step brothers apartment. Got into a fight with the pavement and cracked the back of my skull. Pissed on a car battery i saw sitting on the ground, (still not sure why i did that one) Hit up 7-11 again for some cheese smothered nachos, got back smoked some pot watched some tv and went unconcious around 5:30.
"do what now?"
nevermind they're on myspace
[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 12:57AM]