It's not going to lick itself. If it does, I'm getting the hell out of there!
apokalypse:
Oh, you're no fun 
More Blogs
-
0
Saturday Night Partaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I've got a COPS marathon on the tube, rum and coke in my glass and … -
0
Monday nights
I wear my pajama pants and I lay in a small pile of cats while I wa… -
0
Just kill me
Ugh. Food poisoning. Ever had it? I don't recommend it. In lieu … -
0
-
3
I'm baaaaaaaaack. Did ya miss me??
What's up, SGland??? I haven't been on in 2-3 years.. in fact, the… -
0
Freezer burned nipplies
It's fucking cold!! Colder than a witch titty, as my friend Jeff us… -
0
I'm still lost here.
I was so good at navigating the old site.. on this one I just keep … -
0
Fucking Leaves
I don't rake until the last leaf falls. This will be approximately… -
0
Candy Porn
I said Candy Corn. Didn't I? Shit. I really wanted candy corn. I… -
0
Twerking
If twerking was really on your mind, you would get a concussion.