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I've got a COPS marathon on the tube, rum and coke in my glass and a cat on each side of me and we're all naked!!

Please, refrain from the jealousy.

I wear my pajama pants and I lay in a small pile of cats while I watch show after show on my DVR. What's wrong with this picture? Not a damn thing!

Ugh. Food poisoning. Ever had it? I don't recommend it. In lieu of cards and flowers, please send gals in nurse outfits (with those big thigh highs). Actually nursing ability completely not important. Actually the nurse outfit isn't either.

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