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emotedcreations said that he's about to do shrooms...thats not fair. I havent had drugs for about 2 weeks now...well I havent had rock for about 2 weeks now...when I think about it I start lickin my lips and just wanna suck on a pipe!!! ARGH!

Anyway speak of shrooms...thought I'd give you all a bedtime story.

I went mushie pickin with a group of my mates a few years back...we went to this farm property at like 5am and it was my first time *batters eyelids* anyway...my mate found one and then it was like they were fucken everywhere!!! Once you find your first one, you just lift up a log or something and they're all there! Anyway we're picking away..and I see this older guy, about 55 hippy looking walkin down with a plastic bag, baseball bat and a fucking dog....I got closer to my mate and whispered that there was a guy coming, he kind of did the macho thing and stood in front of me and the old guy gets up to us and goes "found many?" we said yeah up the top of the hill we had and suggested he go down the hill a bit...he replied "excellent...make sure you tap the top so the spores fall out and they regrow, lil young fuckers come pick them and they never regenerate! its my dads birthday tonight so i'm slippin some in his tea!" HAH! What a dude!

So thats my story...moral is...tap the top of mushies before you pull them out of the ground, so they regrow...you lil young fuckers!