Hey People
The Fuck Off Kid did something fun in his journal so I'm copying off of him.
Here's the game:
Below there are five statements about events or facts that may or may not be true. These statements relate to me, my family, life experiences, what I have accomplished, etc.
I want you to decide which statements you believe are true and which statements you think are big fat lies!
Also... the whole statement may not be entirely true or false and I want to see if you can figure out where the bull shit is!
On your mark, get set, GO!
1.
A. I have been in two short films that could be described as burelesque comedies. Both films take place during WWII and focus on the follies and sexual pursuits of fictional soldiers and officers of the Nazi party.
B. I was cast in these particular films to be a flirtatious sex kitten that seduced the men, made a little mischeif and saved two bad movies from being REALLY bad movies.
C. The films are written, directed, edited and produced by a father/daughter team. The pair often stars in their films as well.
2.
A. I got to participate in a Gwar show when they came to Cleveland awhile back. Mushroomhead was an opening act. Jerry Springer and crew were also there to tape the concert for a show they aired on shock rock. GWAR's set was introduced by Jerry, who was then fed to the maggot.
B. Because my friends and I are so hot, we were approached and interviewed first by someone from Mushroomhead. One friend (female) and I kissed with tongue for the camera and this clip made it to a very rare Mushroomhead video.
C. Right after that, members of Gwar approached our group and asked the three of us if we would like to be part of their show that evening. We eagerly complied and they told us to stand at the right side of the stage and wait for the encore. As promised, during the encore we were ushered back stage. One by one we were systematically fed to the maggot by members of GWAR! I got to go twice actually.
D. Ironicallly, the friend (also female) that wasn't featured in the Mushroomhead video did make it to the Springer show! A short clip of her being cradled like a babe in the arms of a GWAR guy whilst he twirled about the stage in circles [pre-feeding] was edited into a trailer for the concert. The trailer was used so the Springer audience had an idea of what kind of stuff goes on at these concerts.
3.
A. I have a half sister (my father's daughter; she's a year older than MY mom... you do the math :confused who is an internationally known photographer and woman's rights activist.
B. She has had two books published; both are photographic documentaries. The first was about domestic violence, the second focuses on the lighter side of love and family life. Past clients she has created photos and essays for include Time, Life and People magazines.
C. She is also the founder and president of Domestic Abuse Awareness Inc. (NYC HQ) and currently travels the world to teach others about domestic violence in hopes of exposing and eradicating this phenomenon. Through DAA INC and with her photos, lectures and books she has helped enable battered women's shelters around the world to raise over $500,000.
D. Early in her career, she traveled with Guns N' Roses across Europe on a photography assignment for a German magazine. She also worked for Japanese Playboy. While on an assignment about love and afluence in the 80's for this publication, not only did she witness a man abusing his wife, she photographed it. This experience inspired her first book and is why she chose to devote her life to the suject.
4.
A. I am a beauty school drop out.
B. My hair color is completely natural and has not tasted hair dye since 1998.
C. In high school, my hair color changed weekly. You name the color... blue, pink, orange, purple, blonde, etc. Whatever color you name has probably stained my mane.
5.
A. I am a student of Hatha Yoga that has been practicing for about 8 years now.
B. I was trained by a woman who is over 70 years old.
C. I can also tuck both legs behind my head. Wanna see?
BONUS
A. I was born on Thanksgiving Day and my birthday still occasionally falls on the holiday, as it did in 2001.
B. I was born on the 16th anniversary of JFK's assassination.
C. Famous people who share the same birthday include Jamie Lee Curtis, Rodney Dangerfield and SG's very own Bracket!
Also, Charles de Gaull- a French General who led troops through a war and later became President in his lifetme was born on this date. I missed sharing the same birthday as Voltaire (not the SG this tiime) by one day.
D. Also, 1979 is the same year of the Three Mile Island nuclear meltdown (PA). This happened on my mom's birthday- March 28. Although no one died or was injured (so the government fact sheet says), it was the most serious nuclear power plant accident in history.
The Fuck Off Kid did something fun in his journal so I'm copying off of him.
Here's the game:
Below there are five statements about events or facts that may or may not be true. These statements relate to me, my family, life experiences, what I have accomplished, etc.
I want you to decide which statements you believe are true and which statements you think are big fat lies!
Also... the whole statement may not be entirely true or false and I want to see if you can figure out where the bull shit is!
On your mark, get set, GO!
1.
A. I have been in two short films that could be described as burelesque comedies. Both films take place during WWII and focus on the follies and sexual pursuits of fictional soldiers and officers of the Nazi party.
B. I was cast in these particular films to be a flirtatious sex kitten that seduced the men, made a little mischeif and saved two bad movies from being REALLY bad movies.
C. The films are written, directed, edited and produced by a father/daughter team. The pair often stars in their films as well.
2.
A. I got to participate in a Gwar show when they came to Cleveland awhile back. Mushroomhead was an opening act. Jerry Springer and crew were also there to tape the concert for a show they aired on shock rock. GWAR's set was introduced by Jerry, who was then fed to the maggot.
B. Because my friends and I are so hot, we were approached and interviewed first by someone from Mushroomhead. One friend (female) and I kissed with tongue for the camera and this clip made it to a very rare Mushroomhead video.
C. Right after that, members of Gwar approached our group and asked the three of us if we would like to be part of their show that evening. We eagerly complied and they told us to stand at the right side of the stage and wait for the encore. As promised, during the encore we were ushered back stage. One by one we were systematically fed to the maggot by members of GWAR! I got to go twice actually.
D. Ironicallly, the friend (also female) that wasn't featured in the Mushroomhead video did make it to the Springer show! A short clip of her being cradled like a babe in the arms of a GWAR guy whilst he twirled about the stage in circles [pre-feeding] was edited into a trailer for the concert. The trailer was used so the Springer audience had an idea of what kind of stuff goes on at these concerts.
3.
A. I have a half sister (my father's daughter; she's a year older than MY mom... you do the math :confused who is an internationally known photographer and woman's rights activist.
B. She has had two books published; both are photographic documentaries. The first was about domestic violence, the second focuses on the lighter side of love and family life. Past clients she has created photos and essays for include Time, Life and People magazines.
C. She is also the founder and president of Domestic Abuse Awareness Inc. (NYC HQ) and currently travels the world to teach others about domestic violence in hopes of exposing and eradicating this phenomenon. Through DAA INC and with her photos, lectures and books she has helped enable battered women's shelters around the world to raise over $500,000.
D. Early in her career, she traveled with Guns N' Roses across Europe on a photography assignment for a German magazine. She also worked for Japanese Playboy. While on an assignment about love and afluence in the 80's for this publication, not only did she witness a man abusing his wife, she photographed it. This experience inspired her first book and is why she chose to devote her life to the suject.
4.
A. I am a beauty school drop out.
B. My hair color is completely natural and has not tasted hair dye since 1998.
C. In high school, my hair color changed weekly. You name the color... blue, pink, orange, purple, blonde, etc. Whatever color you name has probably stained my mane.
5.
A. I am a student of Hatha Yoga that has been practicing for about 8 years now.
B. I was trained by a woman who is over 70 years old.
C. I can also tuck both legs behind my head. Wanna see?
BONUS
A. I was born on Thanksgiving Day and my birthday still occasionally falls on the holiday, as it did in 2001.
B. I was born on the 16th anniversary of JFK's assassination.
C. Famous people who share the same birthday include Jamie Lee Curtis, Rodney Dangerfield and SG's very own Bracket!
Also, Charles de Gaull- a French General who led troops through a war and later became President in his lifetme was born on this date. I missed sharing the same birthday as Voltaire (not the SG this tiime) by one day.
D. Also, 1979 is the same year of the Three Mile Island nuclear meltdown (PA). This happened on my mom's birthday- March 28. Although no one died or was injured (so the government fact sheet says), it was the most serious nuclear power plant accident in history.
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erie11:
All great guessing so far but nobody has it completely right! 
erie11:
I'm going to start a new diary page now so if someone has a guess they'd like to submit, leave it there and we'll see who wins.