The only pussy I get these days has four legs and says meow.
dammit, I kinda miss having sex with a partner
dammit, I kinda miss having sex with a partner
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why is the bunny fucking the egg?
I know, right??
That was an Easter decorative cutout in the window of a Mexican restaurant in my neighborhood. I saw it like three years ago on the way to work, and I was like, "I cannot be the only person who think that looks like a bunny's mounting a big old egg."