while cleaning out my closet, I happen to find a few articles of clothing from ex girlfriends. It's pretty weird to think at one time in my life I was in love with these women. Then right after I realize I need to clean my closet more often.
when you are at a urban outfitter trying on pants with a lady friend and when you open the dressing room door to show her how they look, she gives you the look and she marches towards you and locks you inside, pushes you against the wall pulls your pants down, lifts her skirt , hops into your arms and tells you to just pull...
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did work in the kitchen today, i freaking love getting paid to cook food.