I think all the bitter ex videowhores should get together and open their own store, not for fun, god knows it wouldn't be that. But to reap vengeance.
Idea 1
Place all the crap movies (the family reunions, femalians2, deathacus, gangs of new york, national security) in a big knee high trough near the cashwrap. Let em dig for their trash
Idea 2
fast forward all returned tapes to the very last scene of the movie, then place on shelves
Idea 3
test the customers worthiness with the gom jabbar
Idea 4
arrange movies in the most unintuitive way possible and change it monthly.
Idea 5
Enforce video recommendations
Idea 6
Brand each customer as they sign up, so they know just whose bitch they are
Idea 1
Place all the crap movies (the family reunions, femalians2, deathacus, gangs of new york, national security) in a big knee high trough near the cashwrap. Let em dig for their trash
Idea 2
fast forward all returned tapes to the very last scene of the movie, then place on shelves
Idea 3
test the customers worthiness with the gom jabbar
Idea 4
arrange movies in the most unintuitive way possible and change it monthly.
Idea 5
Enforce video recommendations
Idea 6
Brand each customer as they sign up, so they know just whose bitch they are
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trilobyte:
dude what the hell is going on, is there some kind of intervention going on? i'm not sure, but I'd say your comment would make one hell of a testimonial. and fuck yeah, pavement's end. the machines will rise. kill us all. elfin even gave me sleeping bag buying advice (I was just gonna go to costco and get whatever they had a pallet of). So when the machines rise to kill us all in the night, at least I'll be comfy and warm at the time. lol...
trilo
trilo
trilobyte:
I'm not sure how down I am with the pavement's end plan. Some bullshit going on at work that leads me to believe some remote login weekend action could be necessary, plus a couple other personal things going on that could interfere. I should know fo sho by tomorrow.
trilo
trilo