WanderingStewy [2:30 AM]: where would you go on a 1930's solar system vacation?
MsFireCat [2:49 AM]: could I go back to the 20s and run a speakeasy in a red sparkly dress?
WanderingStewy [2:51 AM]: you'd be witty, and have one of those cigarette holders and say "daaaalink"
MsFireCat [2:55 AM]: damn straight. and wear red lipstick and have my hair up
WanderingStewy [2:58 AM]: where shall we have this speakeasy?
WanderingStewy [2:58 AM]: I've heard Ceres is in need of a place since prohibition hit the Belt
MsFireCat [3:00 AM]: all right. I'll get the red dress, you get the spaceship
WanderingStewy [3:00 AM]: already half way there dollface
MsFireCat [3:01 AM]: oh yeah? where's your license?
WanderingStewy [3:02 AM]: . . . . . . .i left it in my other zoot suit?
WanderingStewy [3:03 AM]: needless to say there are a couple. . . .details to be worked out
WanderingStewy [3:03 AM]: (like bribing the customs official at the spaceport)
MsFireCat [3:03 AM]: all right. let me know when you need a hiding place for the bodies
WanderingStewy [3:04 AM]: are you kidding kid? the ship I've got lined up you could fit at least 5 dead hookers in the trunk
MsFireCat [3:05 AM]: damn, we can't take my entire collection?
WanderingStewy [3:05 AM]: that's 5 COMPLETE hookers
WanderingStewy [3:05 AM]: you don't mind if they're . . .a little dismembered do you?
MsFireCat [3:06 AM]: siiigh ... it'll ruin their market value
WanderingStewy [3:07 AM]: i know doll but . . . .hey, I tell you what, what's the going value on dead hookers on the market on jupiter?
WanderingStewy [3:07 AM]: we can make a little detour
MsFireCat [3:08 AM]: but jupiter customs are tough! where will you get all the bribe money?
WanderingStewy [3:12 AM]: we don't have to go ALL the way to jupiter sweet cheeks, I know a guy who knows a guy on Ganymede
WanderingStewy [3:12 AM]: i mean you won't get FULL price
WanderingStewy [3:12 AM]: but you'll still do better than on Venus
WanderingStewy [3:13 AM]: and a hell of a lot better than Ceres
MsFireCat [3:15 AM]: well, all right. but you'd best not be cheating me out of any of my dead hooker value
MsFireCat [3:15 AM]: cos otherwise I'll put this cigarette holder where the sun don't shine
WanderingStewy [3:16 AM]: hey! you know me, would I do something like that?
WanderingStewy [3:16 AM]: I mean what happened in San Fran was an accident
WanderingStewy [3:16 AM]: I wasn't even near the . . .didn't know the . . . .it was an accident
MsFireCat [3:16 AM]: baby, after that incident on Mars in '17, I don't trust no one
WanderingStewy [3:17 AM]: that's understandable toots
WanderingStewy [3:17 AM]: I mean you barely got outta there
MsFireCat [3:18 AM]: anyway, your San Fran thing was nothing. I heard there were only 3 dead hookers involved
WanderingStewy [3:18 AM]: uh . . .yeah . . . .3
WanderingStewy [3:18 AM]: right you are
MsFireCat [3:18 AM]: no artistry these days
WanderingStewy [3:19 AM]: well like I said, you can get a good price on Jupiter . . . or at least one of the moons
WanderingStewy [3:19 AM]: I mean those guys in the mines are DESPERATE
WanderingStewy [3:19 AM]: they may not appreciate the full . . .you know, aesthetic value . . . .but they'll put a nickel on the barrelhead
MsFireCat [3:20 AM]: all right, fine. I gotta get off this planet so bad I'd hitch a ride to Pluto
WanderingStewy [3:21 AM]: heeeeey I got an idea!
MsFireCat [3:22 AM]: it better not involve Pluto. The hookers there know my face
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: i mean, it's a bit farther than Ganymede but you're likely to get a lot more for the time invested
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: no not Pluto
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: well, you might want to lie low
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: it involves going close to pluto
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: anyway
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: the medical stations on Neptune I've heard are ALWAYS looking for parts
WanderingStewy [3:22 AM]: and customs there is a breeze
WanderingStewy [3:23 AM]: hell, they might even be worth more to the right fellas cut up!
MsFireCat [3:23 AM]: I like the Jupiter idea better. Those mine boys are fine strapping men. I ain't just thinking of profit here, but entertainment
WanderingStewy [3:24 AM]: well I can certainly understand that
MsFireCat [3:24 AM]: anyway baby I gotta jet, shall we meet later at the spaceport?
WanderingStewy [3:24 AM]: but . . . . .darn it, I've been wanting to get to the outer system so bad
WanderingStewy [3:24 AM]: sure thing toots
WanderingStewy [3:25 AM]: think about Neptune though
WanderingStewy [3:25 AM]: for old times sake
WanderingStewy [3:25 AM]: I mean, I couldn't make it past Saturn last time
WanderingStewy [3:25 AM]: but with a looker like you on board
WanderingStewy [3:25 AM]: they'd be bound to let me through this time
MsFireCat [3:26 AM]: you just love me for my discerning taste in cigarette holders and hookers, baby
MsFireCat [3:26 AM]: and don't think I don't know it
WanderingStewy [3:27 AM]: awww now that was a kick in the goolies
WanderingStewy [3:27 AM]: I mean I thought we had more than that . . . .
WanderingStewy [3:28 AM]: not that . . .you know the sex isn't great . . .
WanderingStewy [3:29 AM]: and uh I can't really say there haven't been others
MsFireCat [3:29 AM]: oh, I know about them. they joined my collection last week
WanderingStewy [3:29 AM]: to be honest they weren't very good
MsFireCat [3:29 AM]: yeah, I noticed. no fun. I only kept their heads
WanderingStewy [3:30 AM]: I do love you angel pie . . . . .I just sleep with one eye open is all
WanderingStewy [3:30 AM]: and keep my money in separate locations
WanderingStewy [3:31 AM]: i'm uh a business man
WanderingStewy [3:31 AM]: just give me a chance
WanderingStewy [3:32 AM]: you're a swell gal and I've never met anyone like ya
MsFireCat [3:32 AM]: I know baby, I know. :patpat: Your chance will be piloting me to Jupiter.
MsFireCat [3:32 AM]: With all my collection.
WanderingStewy [3:32 AM]: i mean, at least reserve your judgement until Ceres
WanderingStewy [3:32 AM]: fair enough
MsFireCat [3:32 AM]: Here, have a cigarette.
WanderingStewy [3:32 AM]: thanks
WanderingStewy [3:33 AM]: couldn't uh, have your share of the bribe money now could I?
WanderingStewy [3:33 AM]: I mean I have to make a couple calls
WanderingStewy [3:33 AM]: and getting a hold of the guy at the spaceport won't be easy on a sunday
WanderingStewy [3:33 AM]: I may not be able to get in touch with you
MsFireCat [3:33 AM]: Oh, honey. What do you take me for?
MsFireCat [3:34 AM]: :sigh: You can fence one of my hookers. The third brunette on the left.
MsFireCat [3:34 AM]: But I'm doin' ya a favour.
WanderingStewy [3:34 AM]: and I appreciate it
WanderingStewy [3:34 AM]: whew! this one's starting to go green
WanderingStewy [3:34 AM]: better take her down to chinatown
MsFireCat [3:35 AM]: Don't tell me where you're takin' her. You think I wanna know? Now go. I'll meet you with my 39 suitcases.
WanderingStewy [3:37 AM]: 39!!!
WanderingStewy [3:37 AM]: do you really think this broad is gonna cover the bribe for that many suitcases??!
WanderingStewy [3:37 AM]: when Marty sees those he'll flip
MsFireCat [3:38 AM]: well, honey, that ain't my problem
WanderingStewy [3:38 AM]: you can't, uh toss in a little extra for the bribe can ya?
MsFireCat [3:38 AM]: we had a deal
WanderingStewy [3:38 AM]: right. bad idea.
WanderingStewy [3:39 AM]: well, you know deals can change and all
WanderingStewy [3:39 AM]: I'm just sayin I don't know how we're gonna get those past Marty
WanderingStewy [3:39 AM]: I mean there's only so much the man can do
WanderingStewy [3:39 AM]: and if he even suspects for a SECOND that they're dead hookers
MsFireCat [3:39 AM]: oh yeah I forgot about his wife
WanderingStewy [3:40 AM]: that's the scoop betty boop
WanderingStewy [3:40 AM]: i mean we'll have to slap the pavement sharpish
WanderingStewy [3:42 AM]: and I went through a lot of hooey to get that spaceship
WanderingStewy [3:42 AM]: and I may love ya
WanderingStewy [3:42 AM]: but that ship is close to my heart too
WanderingStewy [3:42 AM]: and I've known it longer
MsFireCat [3:42 AM]: :sigh: we'll work it out, baby. you ain't gonna lose your precious ship
WanderingStewy [3:43 AM]: i got the fuzzy dice and everything
WanderingStewy [3:43 AM]: i mean, i have a lot of fond memories of that cockpit
WanderingStewy [3:43 AM]: uh, no pun intended
MsFireCat [3:45 AM]: I know, me too. Remember that time we had to clean all that blood off before Chloe got there? Ah, youth
WanderingStewy [3:45 AM]: ha! yeah
WanderingStewy [3:45 AM]: that was a great night
WanderingStewy [3:45 AM]: blew the whole starboard engine control panel out
WanderingStewy [3:45 AM]: who'd a thought it would splash like that?