the text below this monkey reads:
I drew this monkey because I was very bored, the monkey is also very bored. I don't know why he is wearing a top hat. Neither I presume does he, that applies to the cane as well. I am stoned. The monkey may be stoned also which might explain his vacant expression. He is losing his hair. It isn't serious. If it gets drastic I could always paint a few on; the monkey could not do the same for me. I think this monkey has only one leg which maybe is why he looks so sad. I have two legs at present and I am wearing shoes, the monkey has no shoes. He and I have little in common.
I have no top hat.