How to Train Your Hamster: Correct Steps and the alt Epiic Style
Step1)When you bring your hamster home, leave it alone for a couple of days so he/she can get comfortable with its new habitat.
ES1)Take your hamster for a long car ride and hold him close to your body so he stays warm and safe then bring him into CVS with you because you think he'll get lonely alone in the car. Once you get home fix up his new house with bedding and foodz, let him play around and run on his annoying wheel for a bit then grab him off it unexpectedly to show him off to all your friends.
Step2)Put a sunflower seed or a hamster treat in your hand and then lay it flat in the bottom of the cage.
ES2)Chase him around his little cage for about 5mins till you corner him and softly pick him up. Do a video of you and your furry friend to post on facebook.
Step3)Teach your hamster some tricks.
ES3)Ask your facebook friends why your hamster doesnt like you, get a tip on how to connect with your hamster better, find out hamsters love treats and the people who have them.
Step4)Train him about what not to do by saying NO assertively, when he stops give him a treat for listening.
ES4)Give him more toys in hopes that he will understand you love him and dont want him to bite anymore.
Step5)If you want to be a good owner then get a box a little bigger than the size of a sticky note then fill it with sand have your bedding be level with the box so he will be able to climb onto it then they will be able to dig and will love you for it.
ES5)Realize hamsters love to dig after watching him for 3days, realize you're living in a suit and dirt/sand is outta the question, give your furry friend a whole roll of toilet paper to shred and play in.
Step6)Keep your hamster healthy. Try giving the hamster a veggie or new treat every now and then.
ES6)Wonder why he doesnt like bread and why you dont buy enough veggies
i wanna thank my friend Anthony for helping me figure out how to become a better hamster owner, i shall improve my ways soon. im learning so much, maybe one day Andy will be able to jump through a hoop! id be sooo freakin proud, you dont even know.
other then the hamster business i finally got to meet up with some beautiful ladies from SGFL this week. YAY! really makes me happy to have planted a little social seed in my home state again, i miss floridians and their crazy ways^.^
Kalikina(i so wanna see her do a staff shot set! lets get her ass shipped to one ppl! her ink is amazing i tell you!!!) me
and the lovely Ginary
(i was so nervous to meet her tehe)
we had planned on hanging out on the roof top pool but of course florida weather had to wreck that. we ended up going to Fridays for some omnoms. Kalikina makes and sells dreads, we talked about possibly meeting up to do my hair. oh how i adore dreads. i think maybe small black ones, yes im pretty certain thats what i want. ill be sooo happy if i have the time/money to get them! oooh and Ginary said she would teach me some pole tricks if we get the chance to hang out again how freakin cool does that sound. iv been itching to learn how to pole dance.
since i thought we'd be playing in the pool i bought a new bikini, it was on sale bc its winter. woot!
miss you SG world! for all you lovelies that wanted to see another set from me...
Step1)When you bring your hamster home, leave it alone for a couple of days so he/she can get comfortable with its new habitat.
ES1)Take your hamster for a long car ride and hold him close to your body so he stays warm and safe then bring him into CVS with you because you think he'll get lonely alone in the car. Once you get home fix up his new house with bedding and foodz, let him play around and run on his annoying wheel for a bit then grab him off it unexpectedly to show him off to all your friends.
Step2)Put a sunflower seed or a hamster treat in your hand and then lay it flat in the bottom of the cage.
ES2)Chase him around his little cage for about 5mins till you corner him and softly pick him up. Do a video of you and your furry friend to post on facebook.
Step3)Teach your hamster some tricks.
ES3)Ask your facebook friends why your hamster doesnt like you, get a tip on how to connect with your hamster better, find out hamsters love treats and the people who have them.
Step4)Train him about what not to do by saying NO assertively, when he stops give him a treat for listening.
ES4)Give him more toys in hopes that he will understand you love him and dont want him to bite anymore.
Step5)If you want to be a good owner then get a box a little bigger than the size of a sticky note then fill it with sand have your bedding be level with the box so he will be able to climb onto it then they will be able to dig and will love you for it.
ES5)Realize hamsters love to dig after watching him for 3days, realize you're living in a suit and dirt/sand is outta the question, give your furry friend a whole roll of toilet paper to shred and play in.
Step6)Keep your hamster healthy. Try giving the hamster a veggie or new treat every now and then.
ES6)Wonder why he doesnt like bread and why you dont buy enough veggies
i wanna thank my friend Anthony for helping me figure out how to become a better hamster owner, i shall improve my ways soon. im learning so much, maybe one day Andy will be able to jump through a hoop! id be sooo freakin proud, you dont even know.
other then the hamster business i finally got to meet up with some beautiful ladies from SGFL this week. YAY! really makes me happy to have planted a little social seed in my home state again, i miss floridians and their crazy ways^.^
Kalikina(i so wanna see her do a staff shot set! lets get her ass shipped to one ppl! her ink is amazing i tell you!!!) me
and the lovely Ginary (i was so nervous to meet her tehe)we had planned on hanging out on the roof top pool but of course florida weather had to wreck that. we ended up going to Fridays for some omnoms. Kalikina makes and sells dreads, we talked about possibly meeting up to do my hair. oh how i adore dreads. i think maybe small black ones, yes im pretty certain thats what i want. ill be sooo happy if i have the time/money to get them! oooh and Ginary said she would teach me some pole tricks if we get the chance to hang out again
how freakin cool does that sound. iv been itching to learn how to pole dance.since i thought we'd be playing in the pool i bought a new bikini, it was on sale bc its winter. woot!
miss you SG world! for all you lovelies that wanted to see another set from me...
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sharyn:
Just stopping by to send you some love cutie! Ooooh! A multi, awesome! xxx
biggriffey12:
Can't wait for the new set, and now I know where to go for a tips on hamsters. 