You shouldn't talk about cum shots at work.
No wait-- you shouldn't talk about cum shots at work, so loudly.
I didn't even start the conversation, ya know? It was started by a female bartender. It's not as though, out of no where, I just said, "Hey! I'd totally cum on your face!"
Someone was talking about blowjobs, and she said, "If I was a guy, I'd totally cum on a girls face if it was just some random blowjob. Wouldn't you Kevin?"
"Well, I guess it would depend on the girl, I mean I don't think that's something I'd do to just anyone."
"I would! I mean, why not?"
"Hey! I'd totally cum on your face! but we just had this conversation so it would be ok--"
General manager walks by. "GARBLE BARBLE BLAH BLAH! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT HERE!"
Meanwhile it's a kitchen for Christs sake and a fully two-sided conversation here, with no one but a giggling expo kid and cooks to hear.
So, the bartender chimes in, "Just give me a pearl necklace baby!"
HAH! Ballsy girl. Restaurants are swell.
"Well I might have to write you two up for this."
I wonder if this guy really recorded this for some sort of official record? Pearl necklace and all! Let's see, March 8th, 2009. Employee states he would come on another employees face. Other emplyee enthusiastically asks for "Pearl Necklace." Upon further research it was discoverd this is not litterally a necklace, let alone one made of pearls, rather an obscene way of depositing ones semen on another. Employees also laughed at and mocked, general manager. Witnessing cook performed simulated fillatio on tongs. 2 oz. of alfredo sauce was needlessly wasted.
Hey now, I've never even gone for the money shot to the face thing as far as I can remember. If I did, I was probably drunk and missed out on the experience. I think I'd feel kinda awkward about it too. I mean, I think I'd have to ask first and I know I'd sound silly doing it.
"So, um... gettin kinda close here, how do you feel about..."
Always keep a towel handy right?
No wait-- you shouldn't talk about cum shots at work, so loudly.
I didn't even start the conversation, ya know? It was started by a female bartender. It's not as though, out of no where, I just said, "Hey! I'd totally cum on your face!"
Someone was talking about blowjobs, and she said, "If I was a guy, I'd totally cum on a girls face if it was just some random blowjob. Wouldn't you Kevin?"
"Well, I guess it would depend on the girl, I mean I don't think that's something I'd do to just anyone."
"I would! I mean, why not?"
"Hey! I'd totally cum on your face! but we just had this conversation so it would be ok--"
General manager walks by. "GARBLE BARBLE BLAH BLAH! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT HERE!"
Meanwhile it's a kitchen for Christs sake and a fully two-sided conversation here, with no one but a giggling expo kid and cooks to hear.
So, the bartender chimes in, "Just give me a pearl necklace baby!"
HAH! Ballsy girl. Restaurants are swell.
"Well I might have to write you two up for this."
I wonder if this guy really recorded this for some sort of official record? Pearl necklace and all! Let's see, March 8th, 2009. Employee states he would come on another employees face. Other emplyee enthusiastically asks for "Pearl Necklace." Upon further research it was discoverd this is not litterally a necklace, let alone one made of pearls, rather an obscene way of depositing ones semen on another. Employees also laughed at and mocked, general manager. Witnessing cook performed simulated fillatio on tongs. 2 oz. of alfredo sauce was needlessly wasted.
Hey now, I've never even gone for the money shot to the face thing as far as I can remember. If I did, I was probably drunk and missed out on the experience. I think I'd feel kinda awkward about it too. I mean, I think I'd have to ask first and I know I'd sound silly doing it.
"So, um... gettin kinda close here, how do you feel about..."
Always keep a towel handy right?