There are so many douche bags in the world taking over everything and playing napoleon. If you're little, then I guess you might as well be little hitler.
http://www.theonion.com/video/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortabl,33336/
http://www.theonion.com/video/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortabl,33336/