(-) I got a parking ticket for a place i've been sitting for 3 days. I've seen the meter maids walk right past my car and not bat an eyelash. There's a renegade Meter Maid...
(-) I'm officially 100 dollars in negative money at the bank. My dad is out of the country and I cannot get ahold of my mom. I have 5 dollars in my hand, in my life.
(-) I have a five page paper due...tomorrow? Must be, since it's the...last day of class? God, I never pay attention.
(-) I look like Jon Favreau
(+) I play frisbee tonight
this is the only thing that can possibly make me happy:
(-) I'm officially 100 dollars in negative money at the bank. My dad is out of the country and I cannot get ahold of my mom. I have 5 dollars in my hand, in my life.
(-) I have a five page paper due...tomorrow? Must be, since it's the...last day of class? God, I never pay attention.
(-) I look like Jon Favreau
(+) I play frisbee tonight
this is the only thing that can possibly make me happy:
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Hey, at least you weren't designated Cat Poop Cleaner Upper for the past four days.
It could be worse.
Oh yeah ..
Nice new profile pic, too.