Waiting in a high way traffic jam is a lot like being in line for a Cedar Point roller coaster. You sit around, in line, talking to friends or being alone, like I was today. Finally, things start speeding up, and you see the end of traffic jam. And then, vrooooom, you're at 70 mph and it's such a difference from the 5 mph you've been going before it seems like 100 mph.
Mph mph mph.
I need money. Who has extra money to give me? I'll do anything. Anything.
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PS OMGZ THATS ME I AM A ROBOT!!!111
Until you realize that everyone has been slowing down to witness someone being pulled over for speeding.
Asswipes.