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smuffy:
thank you for the birthday wish.

kiss kiss kiss and love love love

...and hugs and ♥
smuffy:
I almost drunk dialed you last night.

even on the happiest day of the year, I think of you, bastard! tongue
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fridgemagnet:
If the Yankees trade Posada, someone's getting they ass beat.
fridgemagnet:
Oh wait, that was apropos of nothing. what I meant to say was, gorgeous women don't fling their poo at people. This is both a pro and a con.
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I'm going to take my new Chrysler to the zone.

Au-to-ZONE!
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smuffy:
ClubsBabySeals is the guy who told me I was shallow, blah, blah, blah the other day.

he also likes to mock my fight against racist bigots.

now, dear ben, you know very well how uncaring and apathetic I am about worldly events, so why can't people just leave me be and be happy that I have some principles?
tangledupinblue:
Get in te zone -- AUTO ZONE

Darko getting beacoup de garbage time!

He remains > Donny Darko

I personally have a huge soft spot for Carlos Delfino.

A modern Vinny DelNegro, if you weeeeeeeel
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fridgemagnet:
Buy a Chrysler!
fridgemagnet:
Get in the zone. AUTOZONE!
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With each delirious breath.

They looked at each other, her with warm brown eyes into his, and saw two futures collide. With impossible confidence he told her to kiss him and with impossible confidence she did. Huddled in the old Navajo blanket his grandfather had given him the summer before, they watched day turn into night until the pouring rain gave way to the Texas...
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johnclement:
Nah, I've gotten involved with several girls with boyfriends in the past. Never a good idea. Plus, I just met her. I just think she's cool, I'm not super into her.

I've wanted to get it done for about 10 years.
smuffy:
is this something you need to do for like english 101 or something? biggrin
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Space Jesus & The Death of Free Will

The hard Michigan air can burn your cheeks with a frigid slap in the face, especially when you're going around eighty-five and both your windows had been shot the night before by a card cheat named Hector. I however was oblivious to the chill on account of my flowing beard and flight helmet on the outside and...
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johnclement:
I like the newer, angrier Supernintendo board presence.
tangus:
what's going on man? long time no see?

I'm back though.
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alpo:
HAL?
alpo:
The part when he kills the astronauts in suspended animation gives me nightmares. The way it's edited---cutting back and forth between HAL's eye and the life-support readouts---genius.