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Here's looking at you kidCelebrate years

Thanks for all the birthday greetings, everyone. I made some friends and hopefully, learned a lesson or two on the true meaning of sharing. Right, Spider-Man?



Incorrigable. Onto the pictures.


I love any woman that smokes and Tess is no exception. She's goddamn sweet and always cuts my hair for no monies, amigo. We sing Psycho Killer at 80's Night together and drink one dollar Old Styles. What you know about some drunk on Old Style hair cuts?


These are my new X-Ray specs. I can't see for shit at night so I bought me a pair. It's really like night and day already, I'm shocked I didn't make the switch to Nerddom sooner. Personally, I feel it gives my image a much needed make-over, giving me an advantage in the 50 to 65 Year Old Women I Deliver Pizzas To demographic.



J. Jonah Jameson is right. He's a public nuisance!


Shit I Got For My Birthday:
1. DVDs
a. The Spider-Man '67 Collection!52 episodes!
b. Chappelle's Show Season 2
c. Before Sunset - wow
d. Dr. Strangelove
e. The Simpsons Season 6
f. The Blues Brothers
g. Onk-Bak: The Fucking Thai Warrior

2. Airport Express
3. A new 4 megapixel camera
4. Many dollars

All in all, it was fantastic.

SuperNintendo will return with Darth Vader and a special trip to his bedroom!