Rap's MVP.
I'm the best dancer ever. Amy knows.
This weekend I was in Wisconsin with my Ultimate Frisbee team, competing in our beloved tourney, The Cooler Classic. We were one mind, one set of lungs and one stomach. Fill the mind with victory, coat the lungs with smoke and ply the belly with beer and you have yourself a winning body. You also have yourself a forgotten weekend, for the most part. These pictures help tell the tale. There was a machete, back dancing, a floppy dick and much, much more.
My team takes a well deserved break from drinking to pose poorly for a photo, giving me the finger and rolling their bloodshot eyes.
I really have no idea.
This really needs no explanation. I mean, look at that guy's shirt! What was he thinking?!
This is me, enjoying the relative comfort of the floor of my mom's van, which we returned in completely destroyed condition. It won't start and someone smashed a watermelon in the backseat, so now it smells like rotten fruit and four sweaty boy asses.
Salsa and Machetes. You cannot have one without the other.
This is outside the Oasis. I'm the fat one with no girlfriend.
Eron, my old roomie, and Nasty Nate eat while stoned off of their asses. This was at some beautiful oasis of fast food and hot Muslim girls on the Illinois-Wisconsin border. Oddly enough, that Starbucks wasn't there when we got there, but by the time I took this picture it had already forced the other coffee shop out of business and bought my left arm for a shot of expresso.
It was a really fun weekend. Next week classes start for me. To cap off the summer and my Lost Year, I accidentally bought an insane amount of [TOBACCO]. I move into my new place on September 15th, where I will have the internet! No more coffee shops and one drink minimums. I've drank a lifetime's worth of two dollar root beers. This means more music to be downloaded, way more time wasted on SG (let's go 20,000 comments) and, of course, porno, Porno, PORNO!
Things To Buy For Me
Thank You,
Your Legal and Ethical Counsel
Ben J. Guerriero, American
I'm the best dancer ever. Amy knows.
This weekend I was in Wisconsin with my Ultimate Frisbee team, competing in our beloved tourney, The Cooler Classic. We were one mind, one set of lungs and one stomach. Fill the mind with victory, coat the lungs with smoke and ply the belly with beer and you have yourself a winning body. You also have yourself a forgotten weekend, for the most part. These pictures help tell the tale. There was a machete, back dancing, a floppy dick and much, much more.
My team takes a well deserved break from drinking to pose poorly for a photo, giving me the finger and rolling their bloodshot eyes.
I really have no idea.
This really needs no explanation. I mean, look at that guy's shirt! What was he thinking?!
This is me, enjoying the relative comfort of the floor of my mom's van, which we returned in completely destroyed condition. It won't start and someone smashed a watermelon in the backseat, so now it smells like rotten fruit and four sweaty boy asses.
Salsa and Machetes. You cannot have one without the other.
This is outside the Oasis. I'm the fat one with no girlfriend.
Eron, my old roomie, and Nasty Nate eat while stoned off of their asses. This was at some beautiful oasis of fast food and hot Muslim girls on the Illinois-Wisconsin border. Oddly enough, that Starbucks wasn't there when we got there, but by the time I took this picture it had already forced the other coffee shop out of business and bought my left arm for a shot of expresso.
It was a really fun weekend. Next week classes start for me. To cap off the summer and my Lost Year, I accidentally bought an insane amount of [TOBACCO]. I move into my new place on September 15th, where I will have the internet! No more coffee shops and one drink minimums. I've drank a lifetime's worth of two dollar root beers. This means more music to be downloaded, way more time wasted on SG (let's go 20,000 comments) and, of course, porno, Porno, PORNO!
Things To Buy For Me
Thank You,
Your Legal and Ethical Counsel
Ben J. Guerriero, American
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MY EYES MY VIRGIN EYES!
did you start school or something?
is that why you've stopped being a time-waster like me?
oxox