If My Homeward Bound Plane Crashed:
1. It was good knowing everybody.
2. Whatever stuff I have that remains shall be divided up equally among my oldest friends Gabe S, Owen C and Graham M. Ex-Girlfriends and/or Mike Sanders can be substituted after a vote.
3. I don't want any fancy gravesites and no blasted funerals. If there just has to be some sort of service, I will accept a New Orleans Jazz Funeral.

1. It was good knowing everybody.
2. Whatever stuff I have that remains shall be divided up equally among my oldest friends Gabe S, Owen C and Graham M. Ex-Girlfriends and/or Mike Sanders can be substituted after a vote.
3. I don't want any fancy gravesites and no blasted funerals. If there just has to be some sort of service, I will accept a New Orleans Jazz Funeral.

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If I see you out, I'll pour a drink on your head or something.