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Monday May 16, 2005

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I battle any sex or any race; You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface; I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes; I came up in your face OOPS-POW SURPRISE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, but I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only to you.

Kiss my ass! Kiss my ass! I'm the biggest hater!



I didn't sleep. Not yet. Fuck sleep, I'm a Viking. I was up all night talking with someone with my computer. With the power of iChat. She had a right pretty voice, too.

Monday is mine. All 24 hours of it. I'm gonna make it kiss my ass and ask for seconds. That's right, I'm going to eat cereal and probably read comic books and nap on the sofa. I'll probably play Knights Of The Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords, while I'm at it. Nothing you can do to stop me. Don't even try. I'll snore the shit out of you, son.




Lindsay Lohan was once the crown jewel of my CCC (Celebrity Crush Crown). I rarely, if ever, choose a crush based on boob size, but for her I made a rare exception. I'm usually a face and accent man and I surprise even myself. But she's crazy skinny now, and all the kids in the streets know SuperNintendo likes that junk in the trunk. I wanna feel on that big fat fanny.

I'm on an unprecedented social kick. I want to mingle, mix, swap stories and stir it up. A real shame I missed Prom, but I couldn't afford it. It would have been a good place to unleash The Charm.

What an awful journal update.
Point-by-Point Run Down of SuperNintendo's Situation In Life

1. He wants the Pistons to fucking get their shit together.

2. He's tired.

3. He's set for rent and has some money to throw around.

4. He has to go back to work soon and dreads it.

5. He only has 3 interesting points in his point-by-point run down.

6. He needs to get more interesting things in his life. What's a good disease and/or haircut?


Scratch Number Six, and meet my soon to be tattoo:



Names for Sons/Heirs:

1. Tiberius
2. Sebastian
3. Jack
VIEW 25 of 51 COMMENTS
smuffy:
I feel so accomplished now that I've got you.

I'm sure it will be the first and last time you will have been 'got' by me.
May 17, 2005
smuffy:
creep.

yes or no?
May 17, 2005

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